Its amazing Im still alive These damned meds…

Its amazing Im still alive.
These damned meds I take are bound to kill me faster than the ailment they supposedly cure.

Case in point…a couple days ago I bled for 20 minutes after breaking the skin on my arm while TAKING OFF MY T SHIRT, and day later, I cut myself with shrink wrap… SHRINK WRAP!

Remember “Bubble Boy”? Yeah…